witchomo:

"I’m not gay…"

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"But I am bi"

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breadmaakesyoufat:

breadmaakesyoufat:

one time when i was 14, i pretended i was sick so i could stay home from school, i pretended i couldn’t talk, and i pretended to have a really sore throat, turned out my mum was really convinced and worried, so she took me to the hospital, i was very shocked when the doctor actually found out i had laryngitis. the next day i couldn’t talk and had a sore throat, oh irony, art thou a bitch.

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stay home from school. save your own life.

madscorpio:

xxhimrxx:

johnburrow:

Falling down the stairs In Anime can only go two ways

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Excuse you

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starkinglyhandsome:

dollygale:

captain-raptor:

best thing i learned working with and learning about kids: when they do shit like this, especially to something they themselves use and enjoy, leave it there for as long as possible. let them return to the fun thing over and over again so that it sinks in that the thing they did was wrong, they ruined something, and now they can’t have fun because of it and they should never do it again. it teaches them consequence of action and cautiousness.

i did this with a 3-year-old kid i babysat who filled his playstation with peanut butter before i got there, just every time he went back to it and asked why it’s not working, i opened it and pointed to the peanut butter stains and said “you did that” and he says “yeah”, “will it work like that?” “…no”, and when he got it and promised to never put anything but games into a game machine again, his parents bought another and he kept his promise. it works, even at that age.

this was a long and unnecessary rant but so many times i’ve seen parents IMMEDIATELY replace their kids’ toys/electronics that they destroy over and over again and i’m just like NO THEY’RE NOT LEARNING ANYTHING THAT WAY 

they also don’t learn from being thrown into fires

yeah but they’re quieter that way

phoneticmeow:

phoneticmeow:

I love when my boyfriend showers at my house cause I get to lean against the door and hear him quietly scream

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HES A METAL VOCALIST HE PRACTICES IN THW SHOWER I DO NOT TORTURE MY BOYFRIEND

scottjund:

Man, the last few weeks of my life have overall been pretty shitty.

You are worse than nicotine. 

Panic! at the Disco - The Ultimate Panic! at the Disco Mash-Up
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thecorpsewhore:

5 hours of Panic! at the Disco in 22 minutes.

Jade: Steal John’s clothes while he’s showering

black-quadrant:

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GG: guess who im cosplaying??
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GG: john egbert, heir of breeeaaath!
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GG: cant you tell by the dorky windsock?
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GG: im john, and puberty has given me lots of FEELINGS :o
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GG: everything is dumb.  romance is dumb.  con air is dumb.image
GG: ghost butts make me really excited for some reason???image
GG: screw this im gonna do the windy thing!
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JOHN: uh, jade… what are you doing?
JOHN: …
JOHN: oh my god, you could have worn my pants too you know!!!!
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